Spending a night in hospital
I could only sit in bed and watch tv. They have all these lovely cooking shows and you see more meat there than in a brothel. So as I was changing the channels I saw Jamie Orrible rip the skin of some poor rabbit. And I thought, what I would love to see is someone ripping the skin off Jamie, chopping him to tiny bits, rub him nonchalantly in some fresh bread crumbles and herbs, fry him in his own fat for 30 minutes and then have the dish served to his family.